One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
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beer is my second language
beers a liquid, not a language
lmao I went to harvard law and majored in beerology I think I know what I’m talking about nerd
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imagine if you sneezed and then spoke another language for the rest of your life
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart
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